{"product_id":"i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore-hardcover","title":"I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDarcy Miller\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBeing a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHer past is back for blood.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy goals for senior year were simple: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind a prom dress I don't hate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even \u003ci\u003emore \u003c\/i\u003eamazing best friend Sarita)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaybe try not to flunk history class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy plans did NOT include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBabysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, \u003ci\u003enothing \u003c\/i\u003ehas been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAward-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDarcy Miller \u003c\/b\u003eis the author of several children's books, including \u003ci\u003eRoll \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eMargot and Mateo Save the World\u003c\/i\u003e. Her Strangeville School series has appeared on multiple state awards lists and been praised by \u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews \u003c\/i\u003eas \"wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining.\" \u003ci\u003eI Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) \u003c\/i\u003eis Darcy's first novel for teens. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 352\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.23 x 8.52 x 5.75 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 09, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53272147657001,"sku":"9780593903162","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/4960\/5929\/files\/zZvErOod_W9780593903162.webp?v=1781708443","url":"https:\/\/www.thescholarssourcebookstore.co\/products\/i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore-hardcover","provider":"The Scholar's Source","version":"1.0","type":"link"}